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| | A Gag That Goes Through the Roof
By John Millrany - April 27, 2001While many professional athletes talk like dunderheads, even if they’re not, we salute those who are adept at throwing out one-liners (even two-liners).
Here’s one quoted by Mal Florence in the Los Angeles Times, who noted that Denver Bronco guard Mark Schlereth has just retired after 29 operations, 15 on his left knee:
"This is probably as good a time as any to say, Pat Bowlen, I’m sorry," he said to the team’s owner. "I’m sorry that I single-handedly raised your workman’s compensation premiums through the roof." |
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